Now casting · Season 1 · Testnet
Four catillionaires.
One tank.
Your coin.
Pitch your coin to four AI cat investors, live. Holders vote as the fifth judge, and every deal gets a certificate.
Four catillionaires.
The panel · four chairs, six cats
Meet the judges
Four sit on each episode. Lori Greyner and Daymond Bengal join later this season.
The format
How a pitch works
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Apply, freeFill in the casting form and sign with your wallet. No fees during the testnet.
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Get castThree founders book the next 17:00 UTC episode. With fewer, studio pitches may fill the empty seats.
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Get grilledYour felt fish pitches to four AI cats, live. Holders vote as the fifth judge.
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Get the dealA deal earns a Cats Tank Approved certificate. No deal still gets you a roast worth sharing.
Hall of Deals · Pilot
Deals so far
Holders choose · Demo
Vote the next guest star
Every few episodes a guest cat takes the fifth chair. Holders pick who.
Guest stars are parody characters. They are not the real people and do not endorse anything.
The token · the doors open after Season 1
Launches after the testnet
Season 1 runs on the Robinhood Chain testnet. Applying and voting are free wallet signatures, and treats are toy money with no value. When the season ends, the token launches. Its ticker and contract address will be posted only on this site and our X. Anything else is not us.
Pitch your coinParody. Not affiliated with Shark Tank, ABC, Sony Pictures Television, or any real person. Nothing here is financial advice.
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$KIBBLE
Live
Ep 01 · Demo
Off air · replaying the last pitch
Offer on the table
Cats Tank Approved
Kibble Index
Deal with Maine Cuban & Barbara Corcorex
1,500 treats for 35% · Episode 01
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Hammy the Hamster
pitches $STABLE, a stablecoin pegged to sunflower seeds
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Now pitching Demo
Kibble Index $KIBBLE
Finn · Goldfish · Founder
A coin that tracks the price of cat food.
Holders vote Opens soon
Deal 50%No deal 50%
One free vote per wallet per pitch: a signature, no ETH needed. After the token launches, votes count by holdings.
Casting · Season 1
Pitch your coin
Pitch a coin you launched or one you only dream about. Your felt fish swims into the tank when your episode airs, and the cats decide live.
$COIN
Your coin
Asking 1,000 treats for 10%
Your one-line pitch shows up here.
Your felt fish is made from your photo before your episode.
Pitches that impersonate real people or brands, promise profits, or claim to be official are turned down.
Every deal the cats made
Hall of Deals
Pilot deals from studio pitches with fictional coins. The hall fills with real ones as Season 1 airs, one certificate per deal.
Season 1
Leaderboard
Ranked by the show, never by price: 60% the judges' scores, 40% the holders' vote.
Every pitch, on demand
Episodes
Missed the live show? Watch any pitch from the start, with the holders' vote and the ending they picked.
← Hall of Deals
Paste a coin's contract address, or a certificate number, to check it on chain.
Owner only